Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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