I want to stick my p in your. b.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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