Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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