Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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