Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
