I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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