last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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