it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So many bounce houses so little time
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Randomize
