doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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