Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
My bed smells like the plague
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