i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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