We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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