She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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