I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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