I'll bet she douches with gravy.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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