were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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