i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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