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(502): View more from Kentucky

Jerry, you need to find god

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(404): View more from Georgia

I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?

(503): View more from Oregon

Succeeded.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.

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(630): View more from Illinois

it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.

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(207): View more from Maine

He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.

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(518): View more from New York

At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out

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(910): View more from North Carolina

She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now

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(815): View more from Illinois

I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.

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