Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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