Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
