so explain again why im purple
no
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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