doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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