I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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