My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
3pm strippers are depressing
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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