if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Dear god my vagina.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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