do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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