i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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