Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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