she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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