WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Holy sore nipples Batman
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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