oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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