So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
