Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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