the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
The uberlube is also flammable
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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