No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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