physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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