It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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