Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Boobs speak an international language.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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