Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Bring me that man meat
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
