its not stalking. its research.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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