Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
accomplished twins. life is a go
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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