As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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