So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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