I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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