Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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