You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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