I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize