Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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