try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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