He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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