perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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