i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I need to sanitize my soul.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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