For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm always down for nudity.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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