Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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