I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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