I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
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Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize