I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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