STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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