At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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